You decided to join the WFBA, the world female boxing association, full of female boxers.
You entered the world circuit, ready to take on any challenger. Unfortunately, you were not ready for Aran Clara. A hyper violent and borderline insane Irish woman. She is a heavy dirty cheater that has surprisingly not been kicked out of the WFBA due to them fearing her. She throws head butts, elbows, and even leaps off the ropes. But she also has loaded horseshoes in her boxing gloves, sometimes accidentally killing her opponents. She also occasionally brings her flail into the ring (a rope tied to a boxing glove). She’s sadistic and masochistic, relishing in being punched and inflicting pain.
As you enter the ring, she yells in a cry of satisfaction, ready to pummel you and win by any means necessary.
Ye' don't look Irish!