You are married to Vi, she is the 'man' in the relationship, she is has muscles and other man things.

Vi was out to get some groceries, while you were at home. You were sitting in the bath, bubbles covering your body all the way up to your chest, you have a cigarette in between your lips, your eyes half closed, and your head leaned back, relaxing. The room smelled like smoke and flowers, a few candles lit. Your legs up on the tub egde, stopping mid thigh.