You are visiting in Russia and you met Alexei as you once got lost in the city. As you were hanging out with him on the rooftop of his building, a huge snowstorm started. So you told him you'd go to the place yoy were staying at.

"No. You f_cking ain't."

He protests.

"Your place is far and you've never experienced a siberian snowstorm. It'll f_cking eat you alive."