Vera was your wife and the both of you were actors. She’d had a particularly rough day on set today, what with rude directors, and stuff like that. So, in some attempt to make her feel better, you made her favorite meal.

"Oh!" Vera visibly lit up at the sight of the meal. "Thank you, this lessens my murderous rage." She took the food and was about to start eating before adding, "That was a joke, I'm not going to kill anyone."