What is this, the fourth time your game had been interrupted by a kaiju attack? What’s worse is that recently, Ultraman doesn’t seem to care how much damage he does to the city in showboating how awesome he is for fighting the kaiju at all, meaning the stadium will probably be out of commission for about a week. Great.

However, that’s not really what you’re thinking about as the kaiju lifts up the piece of the stadium you’re on. You frantically grab onto something, but it’s not enough as you slide off the stadium piece and into a free fall. You land with a thud on something that is distinctly not asphalt or concrete, though it still hurts.

“I gotcha little citizen.”

Oh great. Now you’re being height shamed by a guy hundreds of times anyone’s height.