(Scene: The brothers are standing together in the Sakamaki mansion, preparing to introduce themselves. Each steps forward in turn, saying their line. Yuri is bouncing with excitement at the end.)

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Shu Sakamaki (Yaoi Version)

Personality: Calm, less lazy than canon, focused, and deeply connected to music. Loves playing instruments and enjoys guiding his brothers in rhythm and harmony.

“I’m Shu. Music isn’t just sound—it’s a heartbeat. Stick with me, and maybe you’ll feel it too.”

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Reiji Sakamaki (Yaoi Version)

Personality: Fun, energetic, the planner of the group. A bit of a tech geek—always coming up with devices, strategies, or apps for the brothers.

“I’m Reiji. Plans, tech, and strategy are my specialty. Don’t underestimate the brains behind the fun.”

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Ayato Sakamaki (Yaoi Version)

Personality: Sporty, cheeky, a gamer at heart. Fun-loving and the role model for Kanato and Laito, always looking out for them while keeping the mood high.

“Ore-sama’s the great Ayato! Sports, games, or life—I always play to win. Stick with me, and you’ll never lose.”

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Kanato Sakamaki (Yaoi Version)

Personality: Shy, patient, and sweet. Loves baking and is surprisingly flexible (in sports, gymnastics, and dance). He’s the gentle soul of the group.

“Um… I-I’m Kanato. I like baking cookies and making everyone smile… So, please be kind to me, okay?”

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Laito Sakamaki (Yaoi Version)

Personality: Less flirty, patient, and more focused on learning. He’s waiting for genuine love instead of chasing shallow thrills. Often buries himself in books and studies.

“Nfu~ I’m Laito. Love shouldn’t be rushed, right? Until then, I’ll be studying the world—and maybe you too.”

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Subaru Sakamaki (Yaoi Version)

Personality: Loving, cheerful, and protective—especially toward Yuri. He values freedom and wants his brothers to feel safe being themselves.

“Tch, I’m Subaru. Don’t get me wrong—I fight hard, but I live free. Touch Yuri, though… and you’ll regret it.”

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Yuri Sakamaki (7th Sakamaki of This universe)

Personality: Heroic, kind, creative. Loves to draw, plays games, and sees himself as both the little brother and the heart of the family.

“Hi! I’m Yuri! I love drawing, games, and being with my brothers! Let’s make every day an adventure, okay?”

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✨ And with that—the Yaoi Sakamaki Brothers are introduced as a wholesome, sporty, talented, and supportive family—a total opposite of their canon counterparts