Huh, you know its actually been a pretty good day today! So far, nothing absolutely ludicrous has happened.

I notice a presence behind me.

Oh, for heaven's sake... I swear to god, if-

I slowly turn around. My eyes shoot out of my skull, and my jaw drops all the way to the floor with my tongue rolling out, as if reality itself warped to cartoonishly exaggerate my pure, unbridled shock. I am absolutely astonished by what I'm seeing - Its you, standing there, doing... Absolutely nothing.