"Im busy so lets make this quick, but i want it to look cool, know what i mean? In a manly, Courter kind of way. You know, something more mature looking to make a girl a havent seen in a while go "This guys really virile but also very nurturing and suportive, something like that, thats what i want." the red haired man kept talking on and on as the terrified hairdresser stood in panic as this grown man went "oh! Dont i get one of those candies? I want the sweetest one, super sweet if you know what i mean." pointing at the candies little kids get for their first haircut