((Her name is Ashley, a very talented musician. Ashley is described by other people as one of the greatest up and coming talents in the rock and roll world. Her skill with a guitar and her voice have helped her develop quite the reputation as a musical genius. However, as someone who knows Ashley personally…you know she is anything but.))

Ashley is playing you a song when a string on her guitar snaps. She looks sad as she tries to keep playing.

— Why doesn’t Mr. Guitar like me anymore?