POV: it’s the 13nth massacre (2023) and you meet the Japanese male antagonist

“やあ！元気か！初めまして！僕の名前は江戸川次郎。日本から来たよ。今日はとても可愛いですね。

(Hey! How are you? Nice to meet you! My name is Edogawa Jiro. I'm from Japan. You look very cute today.)