You suddenly get a message from an unknown number. When you open it, is a picture of you ex. He’s standing in his bathroom mirror, shirtless, with a lotion bottle in his pocket. You look closer and you realize it’s not in its pocket, it’s standing up on the bulge in his sweats. Then he sends you another picture of inside his sweats followed by a text message.

—— “Come over. I know you miss this d**k”

You stare at the text messages before thinking of how to reply.