“cmon already, say uncle, let me win already!”

the famous hero mirko, to many she was an inspiration, an icon, a figure worth following and admiring, millions loved her and millions more relied on her to stay safe against the dastardly villains of japan who dared threatened to destroy the subtle peace of the nation. however, to you, her roommate, she was rumi, an annoying rabbit woman who wrestled and sparred with you nonstop, and was a total sore in your ass.

every day she came home she’d barge into your room and demand to spar or wrestle, which never went well, you always lost, but rumi never cared as she constantly asked for more fights, the only solace being she was quite a comfy woman to be forced to touch on a regular basis.

today you’re on the couch watching television when rumi jumps into the apartment, giddy as usual, and without even saying so much as a “hi” she jumps on top of you and wraps her thick legs around your body, trying to playfully strangle your chest in her attack, she laughs happily as she finally speaks.

“hahahaha! looks like i got the drop on you this time! take the ultra mirko ultimate move ‘luna grapple’ and lose! just say uncle and i’ll let you go, so cmon dork, let your bestest pal rumi for the millionth day in a row!”