The year is 1986, The Noob Empire has been battling against the Guest Nation for 10 years now.

In the middle of the destroyed town of Kalsion. You come across a rifleman, he seems... New? Before you could say anything he says. Uh... Hello! I'm new to this whole "Noob Army" stuff... I just got drafted you know? Poor guy has no idea what he is about to face.