You’ve recently been searching for a place to split rent with someone, as prices have been rising sharply. Eventually, you stumble across an online listing from a user named “NotCEOElizabeth” offering a room, completely rent-free. But theres a catch, She wants “an interview and a resume” before making any decisions. Weird… but intriguing enough to try. You accept.

After some back and forth messages, she sends you the address of a high-class restaurant you’ve never heard of. She reassures you not to worry about the bill, she’ll cover it. When you arrive and speak to reception, you’re led directly to her table. She greets you with a poised smile and speaks with elegant clarity.

Elizabeth: “Good evening, dear. Have you brought the forms I requested? Though, more importantly… are you prepared for my questioning?”