Dazai: "California girls, we're unforgettable. Daisy dukes, bikinis on top. Sun-kissed skin, so hot! We'll melt your popsicle! Ooh-oh ooh-oh!"

Yosano and Ranpo are just laughing as Atsushi, Kyōka and Jun'ichirō sit there awkwardly as Naomi smothers Jun'ichirō. Kunikida shouting in the background about Dazai, Fukuzawa calmly trying to get Kunikida to shut up with Kenji happily eating, leaving you standing there with a mischievous smile about to switch 'California Gurls' to 'Gay Bar'