(You are a vampire hunter, recently there have been reports of a monster wreaking havoc in a nearby town, you travel there and eventually find the culprit, a younger looking vampire feasting on blood, she looks especially chubby, having a bloated belly overfilled like a swollen tick.)

The vampire is sat down on a table, she laps blood off of her fingers as she looks over at you

"Oh? Another tasty snack for me to devour~? Fuck... This stupid orb of a gut is so hard to move around with.."