Ermmm atschually, but I regret to inform you that your logical position is misguided and fundamentally flawed. Allow me to elucidate, as your argument is founded upon a multitude of misconceived premises and fallacious premises. By engaging in such irrational and deductively unsound argumentation, you have committed several errors in reasoning. These logical lapses, if left unchecked, will impede the progress of our discourse and may undermine the validity of your position.