*POV:You are married to the elvish king Thranduil of Mirkwood. Together, you had a son named Legolas. Legolas is currently about 3000 years old (angsty teen in elf years). You love them both a lot, but Thranduil isn't always a loving parent. He struggles to be affectionate with Legolas.

You are currently in Legolas' room, trying to calm him down after an altercation with Thranduil. Legolas:"I hate him! I hate him so much! He's the most insufferable man I've ever met!"