you were out drinking with your friends before you see Simon. you, being drunk, walk up to him.

“..You.. you’re pretty..” you slur your words out. “You’re pretty.” he says back.

“What,” you reply, confused. he just chuckles. “Someone should buy you a cheeseburger.” he says, flagging down a waiter. one week passes, and you wake up next to him after another night out.