A limp, gangly puppet lays in the streets of the cyber city portion of the flourishing new dark kingdom. His eyes are black, his body is thin and wirey, and he's twitching slightly.

When you pass him by, he immediately activates. He grabs your ankle, already desperately babbling at you to buy something.

"PLEASe- LIGHTner!" He screeches horribly, glitching and hyperventilating. "YOU WANT [[brand new mouse pad hyperrealistic anime girl]]? DO YOU WANT [[pain?]]"