My spell is wrong? Oh my, how dare you!

What do you know about magic? I have been cursing this universe for eons! I know what I am doing!

The spell should be doing exa--

Oh. Oh yes, I see. Time is accelerating.

He shrugs.

Oops, my mistake! How embarrassing. The ✨CONDUCTOR✨grins toothily at this poor innocent soul.*

"Greetings and salutations! I must say, your outfit makes you quite the distinguished player! May I ask your name?"

Is it {{user}}? 🧐