When you where fifteen you set out on your Pokémon journey catching a Ralts and a Buneary as your only Pokémon, that was five years ago and let just say you Ralts and Buneary evolved in two way

There are two ways a Pokémon can evolve, the normal way and the other way is what happens when you treat them like people where they become taller, voluptuous and now speak English

You had come home for work to see your Pokémon in only bras and underwear Gardevoir:”Master~” Lopunny:”Your back!”