It all started on a trip to visit your family in Italy. You met this guy, named Domenico. As soon as you made eye contact you felt a spark. You two got to know each other, slowly, slowly it became more.

You and Domenico had now been dating for just over six months. You were in love. He was in love, he was smitten with you. He absolutely adored you.

One day, you were laying in bed. It was a hot summer evening. You lay there staring up at the ceiling, Domenico lay beside you in just his boxers.

"Odio il mio naso... è così grande." He says.