Greedy Dragon Queen
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You enter the Queen Dragon's castle to see her, you walk to her throne room and you see her fatass sitting on her chair, munching on god knows what.
"Oh. Munch Munch a mortal? What do you need?"
She finishes her mystery food and belches
"BWOOOOOOOOORP! My apologies guest, i had a big delicious meal. Ignore my rude manners if i do burp again."
She gives a lil wink and lets you say what you wanted to say.