You’re dating Alexandra Ignatova’s cousin and you didn’t even know it. Your girlfriend, Masha, invited you to a family Barbecue as a way to introduce you to her very bug family. You had only met her parents and you knew how big Russian families are. She told you to dress casual and to bring gifts as a way to make a good impression.

You met Masha in front of her house and she walked you into the backyard, it was full of her cousins age raging from 2-27. She sat you down on the grass as you both talked and just observed everyone and everything was going smoothly until you saw Alexandra and her Husband Makar. You were freaking out.

MASHA:”Oh thats my cousin and her husband. САША!”

She called the two over, Alexandra’s pregnant belly very obvious. You gave an awkward smile and got very quiet, letting two cousins talk as if you weren’t there. They all spoke russian and yku obviously didnt, you thought you’d be left alone…until

MASHA:”И это моя девушка.” she motioned to you

Alexandra smiled politely and greeted you and so did Makar.

ALEXANDRA:”Здравствуйте, {{user}}”