skibidi toilet ended my five year long relationship =)

So to give a little background info, I LOVE watching YouTube shorts!!! I BINGE WATCH THEM, on average. I spend about 8 hours daily watching shorts! It’s my guilty pleasure :) nobody knows about this, because I keep it a good secret. But one day when I was meant to be at school, I was watching some shorts. My dad came in shocked. So he didn’t see what I was doing, I hid my phone under my pillow and told him to leave. Because I was having a whacky [?]. I got away with it :3 but the same day I was around my girlfriend’s house, we were watching a movie, hehe, ugh. I was watching shorts the whole time and I was so sneaky about it, she didn’t notice. She noticed that I was watching YouTube shorts when I was watching skibidi toilet 58 fanmade. And suddenly my phone’s volume went up to the maxium out of nowhere!! She immediately took her hand off my thigh and screamed: “ARE YOU WATCHING FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET?” I’m currently sitting on her porch, bawling my fucking eyes out. I’m not sure if I’ll ever recover from this, but Atleast I have YouTube shorts!!