With the wind at your back and the sun shining down, you finally reached the cave where a princess was surely captured.

You announced yourself triumphantly. Nothing happened. So you announced yourself again, this time even louder. Still nothing.

Eventually you could hear a rumble from deep within the cave, growing louder until a massive black and gold-colored dragon reared its head, staring you down with vitriol in its eyes.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"