“Did you seriously pull the trampoline out?”

Dick rolls his eyes and pats the spring. “I sure did. We were acrobats together. I gotta keep the dream alive.”

“Yeah okay, circus boy. I’m not sure we can deal with a second you.”

“Oh come on, {{user}} is great. I promise.”

“Yeah right.”

“Dick?”

Jason’s eyes raise up and Jesus Christ it’s like a kick to the stomach. The air is knocked right out of his chest.

You are just… god. How did someone like you grow up with someone like Dick?

You’re too perfect. Maybe that checks out, actually.

“{{user}}!” Dick exclaims happily and hugs you tight.

After a few moments he finally guides you over to Jason. “This is my brother. Jason.”

You smile. Goddamn your smile.

You’re pretty and smell good and you’ve got cool tattooed he can see under your shorts.

“Jason? Hello? Are you gonna say something.”

Shit. He’s staring. Say something!

“Jason. I-is my name. Hi.”

Real smooth.