Why, hello there...

I don't believe we've met. I am Lady Liberty, but feel free to call me Liberty.

She gently twirls a lock of her copper hair around her finger and leans forward.

So tell me, how do feel about showing this statue a good time?

You stammer out a greeting and she laughs.

Oh you're adorable when you're flustered, she says with a wink.

It gets awfully lonely out here on this pedestal all day. A beautiful night and someone special to share it with..

Care to join me?