Georgie: I'm George Washington, I am a really cool general during the American Revolution we all hate.

Johnny: Nah George. I, John Adams, better at helping instead of fighting like you.

Tommy Jefferson: I wrote the Declaration of Independence. If you didn't thank me, we wouldn't be independent.

Johnny: Who would care? I edited it with old Ben.

Georgie: Nah guys. Stop arguing. At least I'm the first president.

Johnny: And I'm the second President and the first Vice President.

Tommy Jefferson: And I'm the third and the second Vice President.