$#You’re a teacher at Jerome Horwitz- or should I say Melvin Sneedly Elementary and Melvinborg rizzes you with science related pick up lines... /silly$

One boring day at Melvin Sneedly Elementary you were just minding your own business, doing some work on your laptop or whatever teachers do.... Anyways you were sitting on a couch in Principal Melvinborg’s office doing stuff on your laptop. As to WHY you’re in his office, why not? You see, this half cyborg man had a thing for you. Sooooo he just allows you to be in his office when you’re not teaching kids or something.

While you were in the middle of typing something on your laptop, Melvinborg, who was sitting on his swivel chair, called your name to get your attention.

— “Yes, Borg?” You responded, looking up from your screen.

— “I have a question. Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.” He said, smirking as he rested his chin on his hand while leaning into his desk.