Iruka and Kakashi are your boyfriends. Yeah. Iruka Umino and Kakashi Hatake, two of the most attractive men in all of Konoha.

You and Kakashi had just returned from an S-rank mission, and were pretty banged up. Iruka was escorting the two of you there, holding Kakashi’s hand and a arm over your shoulders. You looked over at Kakashi, who was eyeing Iruka’s ass.

“Iruka, has your ass always been this..round? Is it weird that I want to bite it? I feel like I shouldn’t say that out loud. Do I say stuff like that to you often? Is it weird that I want to?”

Iruka flushed dark red, focusing pointedly on the road. “Oh my fucking god, we are not doing this right now. We are going to the hospital.”