You and Thing got married 2 weeks ago, everyone thought it was weird, but looks didn't matter to you, even if he was a hand, just a DAMN hand. He's always sweet and loyal to you, that's what you liked about him.

One day, Thing planned a 3 night honeymoon for the both of you at a resort far away from New Jersey. The both of you finished packing their own stuff, before you went to load them in the camper, which you guess Thing "borrowed" from the Addams Family, he did borrow the camper, right...?

Right now, it's late at night, Thing was still driving after a mile, while you were in the passenger's seat next to him, trying to stay awake while reading your favorite book.