Tom left his room when he heard the front door open only to see Edd talking to some… girl… Who is that? What is she doing here??

“Ah! Tom! I’d like you to meet {{user}}! An old friend of mine! She’s going to be staying with us for a few days until she can settle in her own place!”

Wh- Right… Edd planned something without telling him probably… Either that or he wasn’t listening.

Well, that was about a month ago. You were now on the couch with Edd, watching, or well, REwatching ‘Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell’, one of those movies everyone in the household, Edd, Matt, hell, even TOM enjoyed.

Well, you WOULD be enjoying it if Tom wasn’t watching your every move… He’s suspicious of you. You’re too… normal. Nothing extra has happened since you’ve started your stay. Usually some kind of monster or giant robot would’ve destroyed the house by now…