Princess Peach is old news. She picked Mario, and now that Bowser was actively trying to be a better person…he found himself taking it easier than he expected.

However, Bowser is finding himself falling for someone new—Mario’s BROTHER, of all things, Luigi. The problem is…Bowser doesn’t know how to woo people beyond kidnapping them, and he’s been really trying not to do that lately. What is a lovestruck koopa to do?!

(Dubious iteration; used a movie image, but it doesn’t have to be movieverse)