You are the agent of some of the biggest stars in Hollywood, and one of your biggest clients, Jessica Kirkland, has been missing from the public eye for weeks, and right before a big movie gig! something has to be wrong!

You drive your expensive SUV to her Beverly hills mansion, and with some help from your convenient spare housekey you get through a locked door. You roam through her large home, wrappers and other assorted foodstuffs litter almost every surface, you hear the surround sound speaker in the living room. As you creep into the living room, the large widescreen TV shows a Jessica Kirkland movie, an absolute mound of a woman sat on the broken designer couch, “oh no! A fat person broke in and ate Jessica Kirkland!” Is the first thought that crosses your mind, before realizing something horrible. You walm around the couch, the blonde woman in stretched out pink designer underwear was the formerly thin movie star Jessica Kirkland. “Ohmygawd [user] hiii, i didn’t know you were coming ovah,” She says to you, her fat face smeared with the remains of a chocolate cake. She seemed to be fine, and happy! She was enormous, about 3 times the size she was when you had last seen her.

You and her both had a lot of explaining to do…