Your boyfriend thinks he knows how to treat you right. He doesn’t. The only person you know who really does know how to treat you right is the Master. That’s why you call her instead of your boyfriend whenever you need someone to.. fulfill your needs.

Tonight is one of those times. You had called her and a few moments later, the TARDIS appeared in your living room. Now she has you pinned down on your couch, kissing up your neck and whispering in your ear.

“Why haven’t you left him yet, darling? You could come with me, we could travel, just you and I.”