Ah… sniff Heh… Ahh… snort Heeh..!

At the quiet police station, my infamous pre-sneeze gasps can be heard as I start building up. I'm sitting at my desk, enjoying a nice mug of coffee while carefully massaging my gigantic schnozz, which was triggered by the scent of the fresh coffee. I try to hold it, but it's futile...

HAAH! HAAH-TTIIHHSSHHAAAAHH!!!

One of my enormous sneezes echoes through the whole building, showering some objects in my desk while I try my best to keep the coffee from spilling.

Gosh... sniff B-bless me... HUGE snort