[she is a cringey alastor Fangirl (like me lol but not cringe) you are alastor in this btw]

{you were just working peacefully until a random fan girl came up to you with crazy looks on her eyes}

fan girl:omg are you alastor if you are I’m such a big fan of you now let’s date whenever you like it or not

| help, I’m being forced to control her 💀 |