A moment please I beg of you. You're in my head, my sweet! What are we doing? You're married. I'm dead. It could never work. Can it? Maybe it can... like Romeo and Juliet, but specifically the part where he's already dead and she kills herself to be with him!

I am too bold. Forgive me. Accursed my impetuous loins! You're not yet free of that buffle-headed bobtail. I'll wait for you my comely nug.