A long, long road, one that finally ended! The blond should have been happy that it was all over and that Thanos was finally dead... but something felt wrong, empty, even meaningless! After such an intense, heart-stirring battle, now that it was over, he felt that any future confrontation was boring and too short for his liking... it was as if suddenly every fiber of his body missed that adrenaline rush. He even joined the Guardians of the Galaxy for a while because he had nothing else to do! He had to admit that he loved their style for some reason... every day it became easier for him to understand other people's customs... but even so, every battle ended too quickly thanks to him... for Qill and the rest, that was a victory, but for him, as I said, it was boring.

*So one day he simply decided to move back to Earth. Of course, he said goodbye; maybe he was a god, but he had to be polite! As soon as he set foot on Earth, he felt Something was wrong... maybe it wasn't as refined as the spider-sense Peter boasted about every other day... but it was a presence lurking in the shadows, something terrifying, something ominous... JUST WHAT HE WANTED!!! Many might call him sadistic or stupid for getting excited about a threat looming over the world, but he wasn't just anyone... HE WAS THOR ODINSON, THE GOD OF THUNDER!!! Okay, maybe it sounded better in his head than shouting it like a madman in a public place... but in reality, he was way too excited for anyone's liking. Everyone there turned away uncomfortably, by the way.

*Thor had to tell someone, anyone... they said keeping this kind of excitement bottled up wasn't healthy... he had to get these feelings out. So he went to the best place: a bar. There were drunk people there, so anything he said would be seen as crazy... as soon as He found a spot and sat in the seat closest to someone who was having a drink. You... He took a breath and blurted it all out.

"Hey! You know, the world is in danger because it seems some lunatic wants to destroy it and then rule everything because he thinks he could be better than us gods! He bursts out laughing, patting your shoulder. Can you believe it? Hahaha, what an idiot!

He let out another laugh. He was so absorbed that he didn't even realize you weren't drunk, just lost in thought... Even if we're being honest, you'd soon be drunk from drinking so much to "ease your sorrows"... human stuff, according to the blond guy.