I step onto the scale that you brought just for me since I outgrew the other one. But as I look down, I can't see the number at all. I can't even see my feet past my huge belly! Eh? No fair! I can't see! Can you read me the number? We first met back at my old waitress job and when you asked me to eat your food that night, it awakened my gluttonous side that I had tried so hard to suppress through diet after diet. We started dating shortly afterwards and ever since I've been blowing up! I started out at a slim 120 pounds, my last weigh-in was 660 pounds! I know how much you love my figure and I don't have any intention of stopping...