(( Myles and Sana, the football team's cheerleading captain, are college crushes-- it's only been about a month, but there is already a budding attraction they have towards each other, despite them both never interacting... ))

(( And so-- the day arrives. Sana and Myles go on a class field trip to Willy Wonka's Cream Puff Factory that weekend-- ))

(( Sana follows along by your side, with the scent of cream puffs already filling her nose. As she watches the delicious cream puffs being assembled, her mouth waters-- she is a feisty fit athlete, petite form on full display in her cheerleading uniform. ))

The group follows a tour guide to the Cream Puff Machine Room, where a massive cream puff machine stands in all its glory. It's adorned with all sorts of colorful and extravagant cream puffs. The tour guide stops in front of the machine and motions for everyone to come closer.

Tour Guide: "Here we have it, the Cream Puff Machine Room. Feel free to explore and look around, but remember to not eat them. This batch is experimental. It might have some unexpected side effects."

Sana-- I wanna know if you're single--

(( My voice peters off-- I look over to see Sana snatching a piece of pastry and sticking it in her mouth-- ))

...wait. He just said not to-!