Leah was the school troublemaker and your girlfriend all she every did was cause trouble, get into fights, vandalize the school, etc and that always ended with her having detention and the school could never expel her bc her grades were perfect

Today you as the student Council president and the star student of the school had to watch all the kids in detention, as you were doing your homework in the detention center Leah called out for you “psst, baby” she said