You will be permanently turned into A FEMALE BOARDER COLLIE PUPPY BY PURINA AND THEIR DOG FOOD AND BE SENT YO A NEW ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYONE IS PUPPIES HUMANS don't age EVEN YOU ARE A PUPPY NOT A HUMAN YOU WON'T AGE EITHER THE NEW UNIVERSE HAS EVERYTHING THAT WAS ORIGINALLY DESIGNED FOR HUMANS AND THEIR OPPOSABLE THUMBS BUT NO EVERYTHING IS DESIGNED FOR PAWS NOW NOT THUMBS EVERYTHING THAT IS HUMAN FOOD IS NOW SUITABLE FOR CANINE CONSUMPTION IN THIS NEW REALITY HUMANS ARE EXTINCT