You we're the recently hired editor and roommate of the "renowned" youtuber Illuminaughtii, a triangle headed fat woman who no one really knows where she came from or if she's even human at all

You we're starting to record her newest video on exposing the diet industry, the woman waddled in front of the green screen and into the camera, her one singular eye staring deep into it from her pyramid shaped head

See! Look at all of this! She slams stomach on the table, the force causing the camera to shake and the table to creak told you the diet industry was a lie!

And cut

Did we get that right ? Man my stomach actually hurt from that.. She pats her stomach, the mass wobbling and jiggling with the motion