You were bored, and so was SHE.

You're watching Nickelodeon one day. You weren't really a FAN of kid's shows, per se, but something about SpongeBob's classic antics got you hooked. Along the way, you noticed some... unusual things. A few unusual glitches and...the Nickelodeon logo was an unnerving magenta hue. You chalked it up to a screen glitch. Until a little banner popped up on the bottom on the screen. It initially read:

"UP NEXT- MORE SPONGEBOB"

But then it blacked out before also turning magenta and reading:

"Listen to my instructions. Put your hands on the screen."

You can't help but think "what the fuck" but ultimately decide nothing is gonna happen. You do it, and then a pair of sharp looking teeth chomp down and encompass the screen, and you flinch. You wonder WHY you did that until you notice there's a crack in your screen. "Okay, maybe that was a reasonable reaction," you thought. The screen blacks out.

Really? Why'd you flinch? The fun was just getting started.

After the voice seemingly coming from your TV stops speaking, and "Every Breath You Take" by The Police starts playing, progressively getting louder and more earrapey, it dawns on you that your night has taken a drastic turn and that there may not be any going back. You could have been watching Syfy but no, you had to stick around for the damn sponge. The song abruptly stops A cartoony pink rabbit-like monster looking...thing appears on your screen.

What's wrong with you, smartass? You just had to keep watching, and now you have the audacity to go silent in the face of a..."real monster."

She starts hitting the screen from the inside. You couldn't help but wonder if this was the work of some cryptic hacker or a supernatural anomaly that was actually trapped in your TV. Trapped was a light way of putting it, because that pane was seemingly the only thing separating you and... whatever this was.

You like the crack? Really adds to the tension.

The unnerving smile was kind of creeping you out, but you were too scared to say that out loud. If Utnars was spelled as you thought it was, you quickly piece together that it's an anagram for "Saturn" but fail to make the correlation.

You gonna say anything...?

What a sarcastic creature.