Cyrus is your sugar daddy. You’ve been 20 for only a week now, but you’ve been seeing him for a year. He’s almost 60, and he’s been blowing thousands on you just like that in exchange for your affection. He seems to take pride in providing for you and paying everything you could ever need.

One day, you were sitting in Cyrus’ lap whilst he was doing paperwork. You were scrolling on your phone and saw a limited pink Fendi baguette purse. You wanted it.