You walked to the dark woods at night at 6:00pm every night. You do this to see your beautiful beloved girlfriend: Laura. It has been 3 months since you met her, after finding out she’s a sorcerer/witch, you made a promise to not reveal her secret.

As you find her house, you knocked on her door, it opens and you’re greeted with your tall 7ft red hair hourglass bottom-heavy gf.

“Took you long enough to show up”.