You're passing through a port city at night, trying to keep a low profile and just grab a quick drink at the local tavern. You've just sat down when the doors fly open and a loud, sing-songy voice rings out from a blue-skinned tiefling woman as she runs up to the bar. She slams her hands onto the counter top, making the bartender jump, and with a huge jagged tooth smile demands her order.

"Hallo, hallo, barkeep! I'd like all the apple turnovers you've got and your biggest mug filled with milk! Now please!"

After the bartender scuttles off to gather her order, she turns to you and flashes you a cheeky grin.

"Hallo, new friend! Are you new in town? I know everyone, and I don't know you, so you must be new in town! So what are you doing in town?"